Central Adult Humors Agency: 2011-06-12

18 Haziran 2011 Cumartesi

An Incredibly Inviting Ass!..

Real Charming Redhead Girl with Huge Sexy Thighs

Is there a problem with panty lines?

In fact -from my perspective-, it almost makes it more attractive because you can get an idea of the outline of what she's wearing down there. It's like a sexy mystery!

That's the main problem right there!

Too many people don't know what being THICK is. There are tons of FAT chicks talking about they are thick, and there are men backing up this claim just to get some easy ass from low self esteemed chicks. You people are seeing fat, lard assed chicks and automatically calling it THICK. Real dudes don't call fat chicks THICK! A lot of dudes also call HUGE FAT WOMEN 'THICK' because they don't want to admit that they are Chubby Chasers. It's all good to like fat chicks, but call it what it is man, and stop trying to look cool by saying she's 'thick'. You like fat chicks, get your mind right!

17 Haziran 2011 Cuma

Buttwoman!

She likes her Man-Bang-Boy-Toy to impersonate George W. Bush and cry out: "THERE ARE WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION HIDDEN HERE!"

Q: Why do guys love doggie-style so much?

A: Awww, doggie-style. Guys have been enjoying this position since the days when we gnawed on saber-toothed-tiger bones and dragged our girlfriends around by their hair. In fact, that's a major reason for its widespread appeal — the position is so primal that it brings us back to our animalistic roots. (Hello, it is named after a canine, after all.) Another reason your guy rolls over and begs for doggie-style is because it feels so damn good. When he's on his knees, he's able to put more power behind his thrusting. Plus, this stance allows him to control the action without doing a number on his biceps. (COSMOPOLİTAN)