Central Adult Humors Agency: 2010-08-15

21 Ağustos 2010 Cumartesi

A little bit different from a teddy bear :))

Outdoor Opportunities

Never knows when and where will the opportunities for love!

"To be capable of real love means becoming mature, with realistic expectations of the other person. It means accepting responsibility for our own happiness or unhappiness, and neither expecting the other person to make us happy nor blaming that person for our bad moods and frustrations." ~ John A. Sanford

"I fall in love with Eiffel Tower"

"Objectum Sexual"

Why people really fall in love with objects is a controversial issue. The OS members believe it to be metaphysical but most of the women I interviewed had serious difficulties in early childhood, from severe sexual abuse to abandonment and rejection.

Eija-Riitta Berliner-Mauer, the pioneer of "objectum sexuality", who is "married" to the Berlin Wall, also describes herself as an animist.

"Animism is the belief that inanimate objects are sentient beings," she says, "that they have intelligence, feelings, and are able to communicate. Animism is the foundation of objectum sexuality. If one can see objects as living things, [one] is also pretty close to being able to fall in love with them.

(Read more: http://www.independent.co.uk/extras/sunday-review/living/i-married-the-eiffel-tower-832519.html )

Theory & Practice

Hot for Teacher

"Dear aunty Mona,

The problem: She's a teacher at my school. I tried to receive "come hither" look from her for more than few months but, it seems that, it will never be possible to receive any positive response from her. I am so hot for her. What should I do to solve this problem?

Thanks a Bunch,.."

Hunter Hunted!

20 Ağustos 2010 Cuma

And God Created Woman...

"and he put the those beautiful curves and fine lines on the female body, from yor shapely foot to the top of your head, that well rounded butt and breast, the curveture of your back. your face, hips. thighs ankles. calfs, waist , elbows. fingers, its called fiminity and thank youu GOD,,,!!!!"

17 Ağustos 2010 Salı

Long legged beauty flashes at shopping

Stare at boobs for a longer life!

A five-year research on 500 men
Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany did an in-depth analysis of 200 healthy males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so.

(more: http://www.themedguru.com/20091206/newsfeature/stare-boobs-longer-life-study-86131320.html)